LEAVE MY FUCKING SPEECH ATTRIBUTIONS ALONE THANK YOU ( Read more... )

TAKE. YOUR. FUCKING. CHILDREN. OUT. FUCKING. SIDE. TO. FUCKING. PLAY ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ( Read more... )

...but I have no idea how to convey the deep-seated desire to scream FUCK YOU at the top of my lungs for five minutes straight in a 100 x 100 pixel format ( Read more... )

It's true: I simultaneously love and loathe spring ( Read more... )

"I need to get my nails done and my hair cut and colored again but I can't! Wah!" saith Bev's latest Facebook posting ( Read more... )

I am mean because I am a goddamn bitch. I am mean because I do not like to share my toys. I am mean because I am a socially and emotionally maladjusted manchild of brobdignanigan proportions. I am mean because I expect entirely too much from other people. I am mean because I want what I can not have. Mostly I am mean because I am a fucking bitch ( Read more... )

Getting to listen to a drunk woman argue with my brother at 5:30 AM!

And by "more fun" I mean no fucking fun whatsoever. yeah, I was already awake, but STILL.

Jesus fuck, I wish there was a way to keep her from going out. It never ends well.

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but I'm horribly tempted to start something new. Mostly because I've finally reached the point where I can put Bev into a book -- not necessarily her Issues (because that wouldn't be cool), but rather some of the stuff she does. Or doesn't do, as the case may be ( Read more... )

It's such a disaster that suddenly I'm not happy, and there's seemingly no reason for it! O Noes, crieth the people around me, What Ever Is The Matter?

There are two things wrong. One's twenty-five years old and the other's twenty years younger than that.

( Bitch, bitch, bitch. Do you ever do anything constructive with your time? (No.) )